Jokes

Teacher: Translate - Bazaar mein goliyan chal rahi hain.

Santa Singh: The Tablets are walking in the market.


Interviewer: What is skeleton?

Santa Singh: Skeleton is a person who started dieting but forgot to stop it..!!! *


Santa ki chatri me hole tha, kisine pucha, umbrella mein

hole kyu?

Sardar bola: Oye barish ruk jayegi to pata kaise chalega.



Santa Singh: Why has the Govt. fixed voting age 18yrs &

marriage age 21yrs?

Banta: Govt. ko pata hai ki desh sambhalna aasan hai, lekin

biwi ko nahi. *


*Driver: Sir ji, petrol khatam ho gaya , gaadi aage nahi ja

sakti.

Banta: Chalo Phir, wapis le chalo.*


Banta: Kal Muje 10 logo ne Peeta.

Santa Singh: Phir tune kya kiya?

Banta: Maine kaha salon ek-ek karke aao.

Santa Singh: Phir?

Banta: Phir kya, Salon ne ek-ek karke dubara Peeta ! *


The donkey

The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered in another race and it won again.

The local paper read: PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT.

The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in any more races.

The next day the local paper headline read: BISHOP SCRATCHES THE PASTOR'S ASS.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a nun in a nearby convent.

The local paper, hearing of the news, posted the following headline: NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN .

The Bishop fainted.

He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

The next day the headlines read: NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10.

This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the high plains where it could run free.

The next day the headlines read : NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE.

Alas... The Bishop was buried the next day.